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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:59

No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Pablo Lopez To Miss Multiple Months With Teres Major Strain - MLB Trade Rumors
Still no good
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
"Brokeback Mountain" broke hearts on the big screen, and it's back to do it again - Salon.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
Cocaine Sharks: The Disturbing Discovery That’s Shaking Marine Research - Indian Defence Review
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
All international travelers should get measles vaccinations, CDC says - AP News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Summer rentals in the Hamptons are down 30% - CNBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No way
King Charles Shares Super Rare Photo With Late Father Prince Philip - AOL.com